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Lindsay Lohan, a rather popular celebrity and star of several Disney or might-as-well-be-Disney films, recently wore a dress that didn't fit her.
As a result, there is a photograph of her exposed right breast available on the internet.
You will not see it on Junkheap. because her face is also visible in the photo, and I wouldn't want to do that to any of you.
You see - It's not just about posting naked celebrities here at Junkheap. They have to be good looking naked celebrities.
Posted by Andrew on
02/03/2006 @ 19:51 +1100
Tags: nipple, lindsay lohan
Okay, so everybody's going nuts over this Vanity Fair cover:
..and why not. It's got Scarlett Johansson naked, it's got Keira Knightley naked, it's got Tom Ford.
Tom Fucking Ford?! What the ...
But really, I'm actually quite distressed by this picture. Even the most amateur photographer knows that by flat-lighting a subject, you lose almost all of its detail. Curves, bends, and texture all disappear... and how is Scarlett lit? Flat as buggery, that's how. For the first time in her life, someone has managed to make her look kinda plumpish!
This is a woman who probably weighs less that a Grande Latte from Starbucks, in her first ever naked photo shoot, and some limp cocked moron has destroyed the whole bloody thing by forgetting the first thing he learnt at celebrity-nude-photo-school.
At least the New York Post published a version where the edge of her nipple hasn't been airbrushed out.
ehehe Scarlett Johansson's nipple. Ehheeh.
Posted by Andrew on
08/02/2006 @ 20:57 +1100
Tags: celebrity, scarlett johansson, keira knightley, nipple
Holy fucking shit! Have you seen that video clip? Hot stuff. Unfortunately I don't have a capture from it, or the clip itself. I might have to point the VCR at Mr Rage on Saturday. In the mean time, here's a fake nude picture of Holly Valance which gives you some idea of the content of the video clip:
In other news, the hot barista (let's not get too technical) at Starbucks (Cockle Bay) is 20. Out of 10. Aah yeah. Speaking of which, there will be an exciting community collaborative concept coming to Junkheap when I get around to coding it. Stay tuned, stay frosty!
Also, you should read this article about the Star Wars movies. Zuid gives it three thumbs up.
Posted by Marcin on
22/05/2002 @ 06:05 +1000
Tags: nipple, holly valance
It seems I have a website. And I can post stuff on it. Just it seems I haven't been doing much of it lately. Mainly because I haven't had much to say (and still don't).
I saw Resident Evil recently. Luckily I didn't pay for it, but still it was a great action comedy. Mainly comedy. I'd do a full review but what i've just said pretty much covers it. It seems they're doing a sequel, that was pretty obvious from the last scene.
I'm sort of looking forward to Attack of the Clones mainly because it seems to have a lot more lightsaber fights in it, and they're the best bit in all the Star Wars movies. I'm also interested in seeing Spider-Man, mainly because of that preview shot where you can see Kirsten Dunst's nipple. Ahh yeah.
So there you go, a kind of mini-movie-review-roundup for y'all. I should go to more cafe's and write more cafe reviews. Maybe I'll note that down as a TODO for this week.
Coming Soon: Junkheap enters the world of rock and roll. Stay tuna.
Posted by Marcin on
14/05/2002 @ 06:31 +1000
Tags: nipple
I've decided to come out of my bunker. I was fearing a Canadian attack on Sydney anytime after their attempt to destabilise the US government by flying a plane into a building in Milan. Mainly I wanted to see if civilisation as we know it still exists. Unfortunately, it does.
Unrelated, I lost the data on one of my hard drives recently and realised one of the things on there was about 3 series (the first 3) of Daria in Realvideo format. I hadn't actually watched them any time in the last 2 years but remembering they were on there (and unfortunately not on CDR) makes me want to watch them again. Getting to the point, does anyone know of a good source for DivX versions of Daria episodes? Kazaa seems no good for that. Let me know if you have a good source!
Did you know that in the latest Nicorette ad you can see the girl's nipples through her top? Fun fact for you right there.
Posted by Marcin on
23/04/2002 @ 07:54 +1000
Tags: nipple
