SJ Update: Vanity Fair
Okay, so everybody's going nuts over this Vanity Fair cover:
..and why not. It's got Scarlett Johansson naked, it's got Keira Knightley naked, it's got Tom Ford.
Tom Fucking Ford?! What the ...
But really, I'm actually quite distressed by this picture. Even the most amateur photographer knows that by flat-lighting a subject, you lose almost all of its detail. Curves, bends, and texture all disappear... and how is Scarlett lit? Flat as buggery, that's how. For the first time in her life, someone has managed to make her look kinda plumpish!
This is a woman who probably weighs less that a Grande Latte from Starbucks, in her first ever naked photo shoot, and some limp cocked moron has destroyed the whole bloody thing by forgetting the first thing he learnt at celebrity-nude-photo-school.
At least the New York Post published a version where the edge of her nipple hasn't been airbrushed out.
ehehe Scarlett Johansson's nipple. Ehheeh.