Review: The Gift
"A woman with extrasensory perception is asked to help find a young woman who has disappeared."Starring Cate Blanchett, Keanu Reeves, and both of Katie Holmes' tits.
Rating: 4 / 10
Not all that much of a movie, really.
Katie Holmes appears in nothing but undies.
It had no... substance. It wandered around a little aimlessly, fumbling at concepts here and there.
Katie Holmes appears in nothing but undies.
The characters were so stereotyped as to be over-believable. The nice protagonist woman was REALLY nice and DEFINITELY the protagonist, the nice school teacher is REALLY nice, the slutty slut is REALLY slutty and the crazy guy is REALLY crazy.
Katie Holmes appears in nothing but undies.
A lot of the plot leaps were really unbelievable .. On occasions the story tried to excuse them to some extent but didn't really succeed.
Katie Holmes appears in nothing but undies.
The psychic woman's powers are .. painfully perceptive in some instances, and utterly useless in others.. The undulations inversely proportional to the possible usefulness of such abilities to the point where the writers' clawing for interesting twists and outcomes leaps through the screen and blocks your view of the movie.
Katie Holmes appears in nothing but undies.
Probably not worth seeing on video (The scary bits won't be scary) and not really worth paying $12 to see at the cinema, this is one you can miss without too much angst.
Unless you wanna see Katie Holmes in nothing but undies.
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