List of movie reviews
| Title | Date reviewed | Rating | Description |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alien vs Predator | 15/11/2004 | 4/10 | "Whoeven wins... We lose." Couldn't have said it better myself. |
| Almost Famous | 01/01/2004 | 10/10 | "Experience it. Enjoy it. Just don't fall for it." |
| Bedazzled | 01/01/2004 | 6/10 | Liz Hurley in leather, Brendan Fraser in makeup. |
| Coyote Rugly | 01/01/2004 | 4/10 | Girl from small town goes to big city and tries to become famous. Note: HAS WET WOMEN WITH LITTLE CLOTHING DANCING ON BAR TOPS. |
| Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon | 01/01/2004 | 10/10 | "In another time, in a distant place, an epic adventure is about to unfold." Chow Yun Fat, Michelle Yeoh |
| Date Movie | 05/06/2006 | 0/10 | This movie is the biggest piece of shit ever. |
| Dracula 2000 | 01/01/2004 | 2/10 | Jesus of Nazareth meets The Matrix |
| Duets | 01/01/2004 | 6/10 | "Six lost souls in search of a little harmony..." Aww! |
| Dungeons and Dragons | 01/01/2004 | 2/10 | "Adventure hinges on more than just a throw of the dice." Uh huh. |
| Fearless | 27/08/2006 | 9/10 | Fearless is billed as being Jet Li's last martial arts movie, and if that is the case then it's certainly a fitting farewell. |
| Ghost World | 01/01/2004 | 6/10 | After High School ends Enid strays away from her plans when she meets Seymour, a musically obsessed middle-age man. Thora Birch, Scarlett Johansson, Steve Buscemi |
| Gladiator | 01/01/2004 | 6/10 | "When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by a corrupt prince, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge." Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielson, Oliver Reed. |
| Gothika | 13/03/2004 | 6/10 | A thriller / mystery with bits of supernatural horror thrown in. |
| Hannibal | 01/01/2004 | 4/10 | I've been seriously considering eating your mother. |
| I Heart Huckabees | 18/01/2006 | 9/10 | Jason Schwartzman, Jude Law, Mark Wahlberg, Dustin Hoffman, Naomi Watts |
| Jarhead | 21/02/2006 | 6/10 | The Bible says thou shalt not kill. Now hear this... FUCK THAT SHIT. |
| Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 01/01/2004 | 10/10 | Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses. |
| Memento | 01/01/2004 | 8/10 | Er, I dunno? |
| Minority Report | 01/01/2004 | 2/10 | In the future, criminals are caught before the crimes they commit, but one of the officers in the special unit is accused of one such crime and sets out to prove his innocence. |
| Moulin Rouge | 01/01/2004 | 0/10 | Priscilla meets Sound Of Music. |
| Not Another Teen Movie | 01/01/2004 | 8/10 | If you liked Scary Movie, who gives a shit? Chyler Leigh, Jaime Pressly, Mia Kirschner, Lacey Chabert |
| Payback | 01/01/2004 | 8/10 | Mel Gibson stars as Generic Badass Man, who wants his money back. |
| Proof Of Life | 01/01/2004 | 6/10 | Russell Crowe and Meg Ryan get it oon! Well.. actually they don't. |
| Robots | 21/01/2006 | 1/10 | Ewan McGregor, Drew Carey, Mel Brooks, Robin Williams, Paula Abdul, Halle Berry .. |
| Say It Isn't So | 01/01/2004 | 8/10 | I'll review your ass if the money's right! |
| Serenity | 05/10/2005 | 10/10 | An extremely well done sci-fi movie, based on the TV series Firefly. Starring: Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres, Alan Tudyk, Morena Baccarin, Adam Baldwin, Jewel Staite, Sean Maher, Summer Glau. Written and Directed by Joss Wheddon. |
| Team America: World Police | 10/12/2004 | 10/10 | Putting the "F" back into Freedom! Starring Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Matt Stone, Matt Stone, and Kristen Miller. |
| Tetsuo | 27/12/2004 | 6/10 | Uhm... |
| The Gift | 01/01/2004 | 4/10 | "A woman with extrasensory perception is asked to help find a young woman who has disappeared." Starring Cate Blanchett, Keanu Reeves, and both of Katie Holmes' tits. |
| The Iron Giant | 01/01/2004 | 6/10 | A big fucken robot befriends a screaming little kid. |
| The Island | 04/08/2005 | 6/10 | You want to go to The Island.. Starring Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou and Sean Bean |
| Underworld: Evolution | 05/02/2006 | 6/10 | Vampires and werewolves and laski, oh my! |
| Wedding Crashers | 16/08/2005 | 6/10 | Two guys, two girls, a wedding, and a funeral.. Starring Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Christopher Walken, Rachel McAdams, Isla Fisher. |
| X-Men: The Last Stand | 18/06/2006 | 3/10 | Wolverine, Storm, and the one with the funny hair, return in the latest episode of the X-Men saga... |
| xXx 2: State of The Union | 26/06/2005 | 2/10 | Ice Cube, Samuel L Jackson, that guy from that other movie... |