SOCIETY IS DOOMED; Dr Paris Hilton?

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So here's the witty social commentary part of the blog! Well, maybe not so witty. All about Paris Hilton (gawd).


Anyhow, I was disturbed when I read this in an article about Paris Hilton's visit to Sydney:

One fan, 12-year-old Anna Millington, of Paddington, liked Paris because, "She's really cool and she does everything - music, singing, acting, modelling, everything. I don't want to be her but I want to do singing and acting. I think she's not the best actress, but that wasn't really her chosen career. She's quite a good singer."

My theory is that Paris Hilton is actually really smart and has a PhD in psychology. Her "career" is simply her thesis project (okay, so if this was still her project she wouldn't have her PhD yet). Ooh, or how about this, her "people" might be descendants of Goebbels?

I don't even know why I'm bothering to write this, since I think Paris Hilton is a waste of oxygen. So I'm going to stop now.


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