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It's like .. a dream.
A kindof .. stalkerish .. dream.
(Not safe for Poland)
Posts for December 2004
HELO FAGOTS WELLCOME TO OUR K3WL SITE
HELO FAGORTSAND WELLCOEM TOO MY NEW AND EMPROVED HOEMAPEG!!!! HELLO I USED TOO BE A HAX0R BUT NOW I AM A COMPUTAR CONSULTANT BECUASE HAX0RING SI ILLEGAL!!! AND TEHY SAIDS I WOULD BE ARESTED IF I KEPT HAX0RING SO NOW I HELP PEOPAL INSTEAD OF HURT THEM BUT IF YUO ARE A FAGOT I CANNOT TAEK REPSONSABILITY FOR YUO IF YUOR COMPUTAR MACHIENE HAS TOO BE SENT BACK TO GATEWAY BECUASE IT GOT WINNUKED BY A SLY FOX!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA~
Flying, eh?
For those of you unaware, and apparently unable to read the post immediately underneath this one, Marcin and Ela are coming to Poland. What you didn't know, unless you read his travel site, is that they are already on their way!
Yes, that's right! They are on a plane from Singapore to Frankfurt at this very moment.
"But how??", you ask! "Ela is online in my Gadu Gadu contact list RIGHT NOW!"
Yes. She's on mine too.
Going away on an aeroplane
So, tomorrow Ela and I fly out for a 6 week holiday. Mainly to Poland for Christmas, with a few days in Germany, Paris and London to boot. Should be tres-excellente.
In celebration of this, I have created a little site I can post to via emails. This means I can write offline on my PDA and update when I get a chance to sync. As I say on the site, worst case all the posts appear when I get back but at least they will have been written at the relevant time!
So bookmark travel.junkheap.net and we'll see how this little experiment goes.
Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ!
Let me explain to you the kind of man Marcin is.
He's a man who knows that when you put a man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated, that he will get down on his knees and put the cock right in his mouth!
Terrorise this!
My day in Fairyland!
Fuel is 4, here. It's not like home where you can say to yourself "I'll just throw in 10 to last me until tuesday" cause 10 is 2.5 litres.
Mind you, 2.5 litres isn't as pathetic here as it is there, cause everything here is incredibly close! Also most cars are small, and there are very few hills.
Also, I have discovered that I don't actually need to clean my toilet - Ever! Anything that sticks to the bowl will eventually decay to the point where a good firm blast composed of the previous 3 cups of coffee will take it right off! Also helps if I'd have a bit of vitamin B.
There must be some kind of Bachelors' magazine to which I can write about this..
Speaking of prizewinning - I won a pen today! They were so excited about it at the supermarket. They made me scratch a piece of cardboard and everything, and then it said I won a pen, and the cashier actually said "Congratulations!!" in a dauntingly enthusiastic voice, and so I went and picked up my 10c plastic pen from the plastic-pen-pickup desk, where somebody else congratulated me! A country full of people who wouldn't shit on a homeless man for fear of appearing inappropriately charitable, and they all went ape-shit over this pen ..
I can't stand shopping.. It just doesn't gel with me. It's like another planet .. All these things with no obvious appeal .. Different types of pepper, or 7 different brands of toilet paper, each with 4 or 5 different types .. some with flowers, some with scented pages, some with 3 play, some with 5 .. any of which available in packs of 2, 4, 6, or 8 with a bonus 2 .. so why the hell do people buy 2 4 or 6? It's just a wall of toilet paper... following the wall of pepper, which follows the wall of pickled items in ornamental jars. Yes! Pickled items in ornamental jars! I bought two jars of olives just because they looked nice with their little red pieces of capsicum inside!
Also, I bought kitchen towels. I have never been a big kitchen towel person, but when you don't actually own a washing machine these types of things begin to make a lot of sense. Actually, when you spill as many different things as often as I do, something you can use to clean it up and then be confident of having more available also makes a lot of sense. I put more milk in the garbage via soaking wet kitchen towels than I actually drink, I'm quite sure.
I'm just starting to get to a point where I'm catching up with things .. Like, I don't have to buy some massive new "every-day" thing each week, like 8 litres of washing up liquid or ..even toothpaste, or the 8+2 toilet paper bonus pack. The long term buying strategy is a killer at first but after a while it starts to pay off .. Until you realise your windows are filthy and so you have to buy window cleaner..
You know you can't use a vacuum cleaner here on a Sunday .. the neighbours get upset that you're doing something if they hear you. Did God actually say we should rest on Sundays? I mean, I know he apparently did .. but did he say we should have to? ... Did he have vacuum cleaning in mind? I don't think it'd terribly bother anybody if I went around on my hands and knees picking up each individual piece of .. well it's usually lint or hair .. Plus it makes me so happy to have a clean carpet. I just bought the bloody vacuum cleaner, and the carpet for that matter, and God says I can't take a little pride in it because it happens to be sunday? I was resting for most of the week anyway!
Oh, and the reason the windows are suddenly being noticed? It's christmas soon, and you can't have dirty windows at christmas!
Come On Ooouuuttt!
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