My ey doesn't wor.

News from Abroad!

I am not abroad. Any news hereafter is probably not from abroad.

News from Australia!

Marcin has a girlfriend. I found a photo of them with their clothes on:

My mum has a new dog. I found a photo of it with no clothes on:

A number of people have recently expressed a desire that efforts be made to rejuvenate The Heap. Supporting claims range from "it made me laugh" to "it didn't make me laugh". Of course neither of these extreme opinions are necessarily valid, but combined with boredom and the fact that I got my camera working again, they formed the basis for this posting.