SAS Guide to Japanese Keyboards

Ohayo!

I am sitting at Tokyo airport, which is in Narita (nowhere near Tokyo), using a free internet cafe. Free I tell you!

I have a lovely view of the planes and clouds.

Unfortunately, I cannot show you a picture of said view, because this computer doesnt:t seem said view, because this computer doesnt:t seem to like view, because this computer doesnt:t seem to like my camera. Also, it doesn:t seem to like that camera. Also, it doesn:t seem to like that I prefer to type in English.

Oh, and there:s no apostrophe key... Well, not that I can find. :)

I have no postcards for anybody, because �s������ are something of a �q���������� in Tokyo. I don:t know why, butI could not find anywhere that sold them.

Japanese are very rude. When they bump into you they say "Sue me, Masen!" .. Masen is like Gaijin (foreigner) except considerably more rude.

My plane is boarding and it is excrutiating typing on this thing, so here ends my post. on this thing, so here ends my post. Look forward to more interesting ones in the future. :)

Sayonara - Zdrastvuyte!

[additional] It will amuse me if you all get messages asking you to install a new character set when you read my message. :) character set when you read my message. :)

Posted by Andrew on 26/08/2002 @ 22:15 +1000

SAS Guide to the Internet

Who dares, downloads warez!

Heh, that rhymes. Despite (as usual recently) not having anything in particular to say I have felt the need to post. My intention was to post at least once a week with some original and hopefully amusing stuff but I amn't creative enough.

Thankfully (in a way) Zuid is heading overseas so he will hopefully be posting about interesting adventures in far away lands! He's got himself a digital camera too, so it shall be a multimedia travelogue of epic proportions! (Or it'll be a post once a week saying "Girls in [xxx] are hot!" with an out of focus photo (probably of his cock).

I am also heading overseas later this year, going to Poland for Christmas. That should be pretty cool. Cold in fact. I hope it snows, because i've never had a white Christmas before. Only going for 5 weeks, so nowhere near as impressive as Zuid's trip.

Anyhoo, i'll try and think of something interesting to write and get back to y'all.

Posted by Marcin on 19/08/2002 @ 06:25 +1000