This posting is also known as "Holly Valance Update 3!". As promised I have taped Rage and analysed the Holly Valance video clip in great detail to bring you a collection of the more interesting captures from said clip. Click on Holly's lips below to continue!
PS: This will be the last Holly Valance update until she releases another soft core porn video.
Holy fucking shit! Have you seen that video clip? Hot stuff. Unfortunately I don't have a capture from it, or the clip itself. I might have to point the VCR at Mr Rage on Saturday. In the mean time, here's a fake nude picture of Holly Valance which gives you some idea of the content of the video clip:
In other news, the hot barista (let's not get too technical) at Starbucks (Cockle Bay) is 20. Out of 10. Aah yeah. Speaking of which, there will be an exciting community collaborative concept coming to Junkheap when I get around to coding it. Stay tuned, stay frosty!
Also, you should read this article about the Star Wars movies. Zuid gives it three thumbs up.
It seems I have a website. And I can post stuff on it. Just it seems I haven't been doing much of it lately. Mainly because I haven't had much to say (and still don't).
I saw Resident Evil recently. Luckily I didn't pay for it, but still it was a great action comedy. Mainly comedy. I'd do a full review but what i've just said pretty much covers it. It seems they're doing a sequel, that was pretty obvious from the last scene.
I'm sort of looking forward to Attack of the Clones mainly because it seems to have a lot more lightsaber fights in it, and they're the best bit in all the Star Wars movies. I'm also interested in seeing Spider-Man, mainly because of that preview shot where you can see Kirsten Dunst's nipple. Ahh yeah.
So there you go, a kind of mini-movie-review-roundup for y'all. I should go to more cafe's and write more cafe reviews. Maybe I'll note that down as a TODO for this week.
Coming Soon: Junkheap enters the world of rock and roll. Stay tuna.
The title of this posting is one of the search queries that someone used to find this site. They didn't come from Google, because I tried that and didn't see Junkheap in the top couple of results. Anyway, it's an interesting question. I saw a hot chick the other day when I was in the city and she hasn't called yet. Maybe it's because I didn't talk to her and she doesn't have my number? Hmm.. could be that.
In our latest Big Brother update - Katrina got her gear off in Picture magazine a few years ago. Her face looks a bit odd, but she's thin, which is a bonus. Big Brother is like a car accident - a huge lump of torn metal and body parts. No, wait, I meant that it's not that interesting but you can't help watch. I don't like any of these people - they're all pretty shallow. Well, except maybe Peter, he seems decent. Also, they could have at least made the effort and got one cute chick in there. Ah well.
I also find it amusing that one of the BB sponsors is the "Genital Herpes Facts Pack" .. the ad is something like "If you've got itchy balls ask your doctor for a Genital Herpes Facts Pack!".
